I had a vision one night. In it Dumbtown brews a brownish-blonde ale in tribute to the glowing locks of my old Canadian Girlfriend. I’ll tell you what, she was one tall drink of water. Make this one a 20oz pour.

  • Style: Hybrid; a hybrid based on a clearly dubious suggestion.
  • Liner notes: Ideally this beer will help me remember the name of the city in which my Canadian Girlfriend lived. That is, before her Dad got a new job, her family had to move, and as result we lost touch.
  • Beer tangents: Kim Jordan is my inspirational imaginary entrepreneurial stewardship girlfriend.